Is anybody else suffering from Election Saturation? As much as I like the politics of our causes, it reaches a point I just want to shut down almost all inputs, specially after the election is over and the inevitable wave of pundits come out to tell you what all meant and means.
Do you remember the scenes in the movie Heartbreak Ridge where the platoon members came running out of the barracks with a bunch of t-shirts trying to figure out which one was the gunny wearing that day? That is me trying to dress for the frigging multiple personality Tennessee weather. Having days topping in the low 80s and the dropping to the high 20s can drive anybody insane pus catch a cold or pneumonia or some other crap.
I believe I am going to get back and smoke pork again. There are some nice BBQ restaurants to be found in the area, but dear Lord they want and arm and a firstborn for a pound of pulled pork. And what I have found disturbing, is the abundant sales of electric pellet smokers rather than the traditional charcoal & wood contraptions. Is this even legal in the South? At a minimum is as immoral as dancing Salsa butt-nekkid in the middle of Baptist services.
4 thoughts on “Aleatory Ruminations for 11/18/2022”
Re dressing for the weather,.one word: Layers.
Yea, Ive stopped lookin at any “election” story.. time to live life. We nabbed a pork roast a big one for $3.86 TOTAL cost.. smoke that baby!!
My dog is the weirdest dog ever.
Poop can’t get enough of it.
Boogers, 5ths isn’t enough.
Ear wax, do you mean a divine treat?
Viscera and entrails, yes please!
Pills, I’ll gobble them down dry!
Pretzel, eww what is this hard dry thing!
Sweet fruit, blah I could barf!
Literal sugar water, is this poison you cheeky bastard?
The Origin of the World pic… A full blast of coffee through nose, mouth, and likely tear ducts. What is that leaking from my ears???
Seriously, you owe me a new keyboard, and maybe a new monitor as well, depending on how well it cleans up…
For those that do not know about that particular masterpiece, there is a video here:
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