Who else is sick of the overwhelming idiotic holiday behavior of people? You have been an asshole or a shithead all year long and suddenly I am to believe you are the physical presence of a Hallmark movie secondary character?

This is funny because it is true.

At the same time, I am all Holyday-dy because the missus says so and I am not the one who want to wear the tree where the sun don’t shine.

I do believe that at least one reader has seen this happening in real life.

That would kill any husband.

And if you solved this problem mathematically rather than tactically, you must be new to this blog.

And finally:

BBQ & Smoking post to return!