These are “correction notices” that we got in a Facebook group I help moderate. Apparently 4 members violated the Community Standards and actin must be taken.
Except in three of them, we don’t know what prompted the violation. Apparently is super secret or it is so old that they do not keep records anymore. They know a “crime” happened, they just can’t prove it.
And I love the subtle hint right of the bat: “We want you to keep your group safe.”
Translation: “This is a nice group you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it.”
We’ve had no choice but to place your group on double secret probation. At least your group is not at risk (for now).
This is why I don’t do any social media.
zuckerborg’s minions”We could tell you what you did wrong, but, then, we’d have to kill you! “
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/accident-prevention-for-trump-supporters-t22079.html
This is supposed to be satire. Not a rulebook.