On a previous post, I showed you where I taped a Biohazard sign in my front door for fun and maybe an extra layer of security.
It has worked. I have seen people give a wide berth to our house. Not all, mind you, but it added a couple of percentage points to the overall strategy.
So, what else could I do? The Backyard!
The great selling point of the house is without a doubt the lake access. Great view, you can swim and fish in it. The problem is that during Dry Season line now, water recedes enough that people can walk around it. That is usually not a problem with the neighbors because they are respectful, but we get people from outside that come for fishing and leave messes behind. And God Forbid you tell them to clean after themselves! You are not the boss of them!
So I figured in time of Chino Virus, why not use their preconceptions against them?
After all, I do like social distancing.
Nice!
To really sell it you’ll have to make little masks for your resident yard dinosaurs.
Kudos to the humor and cleverness
Reminds me of my sarcastic “instruction” to the floor staff as we approach end-of-shift:
“Don’t to forget to spread the cadaver manikins, in full body tyvek suits, across the entrance.”