If you read one solitary post today, make it this one.

Which is why toting a battle rifle on your back to get a burger and fries is simply jackassical stupidity, and everyone with an IQ above room temperature knows why.

We are an armed society, and also generally a polite one, and that sort of a-whoring violates common sense decorum, and gives reasonable people grounds to be very much on edge. Just to accommodate the perversions and mental incapacity of a few lunatics, seeking the farthest limits of a constitutional right. There’s always some idiot who’ll stand on the fence at the Grand Canyon or the zoo, and lean over, and next thing you know, everyone finds that fence moved back fifty yards, of necessity.
And who’s butthurt and screaming the loudest then?

The Assclown Posse.

Have It Your Way – Raconteur Report

Special mention to:

These are the same jackwads who muzzle sweep the entire gun store and half the gun show, then get butthurt again when someone who doesn’t think it’s funny suggests they’re about to activate their dental plan deductible

That needed a beverage alert.