6 Replies to “As a Floridian, I am kind of actually proud of this one.”

  1. Alas, poor Florida Man!

    I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent meth. He hath borne a wife-beater on his back a thousand times, and how oft did appear on ‘COPS’? The mind boggles at it.

      1. It’s funnier if you remember that Horatio was the name of the lead on ‘CSI: Miami,’ and imagine my Florida Hamlet Delivering his speech to him. Fitting too, because mixing classical education with lowest-common denominator pop culture references is exactly the sort of thing Shakespeare did in all his works.

        Although, I suspect that this crime scene might have been… (sunglasses on) staged.


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