I am gonna break once the prohibition of girl pics and gun bunnies because I am done with this woke stuff.
I support the elimination of Aunt Jemima as long as it is substituted by a blonde with big tits who shall be called Aunt Jenna and you have the suspicion you have seen her in a PornHub video.
Something like this.
It decorates the bottle so much better, don’t you think?
Carry on.
Aunt Rachel
I already have a tough enough time paying attention to the wife at breakfast. This will not help.
Bottle must be reshaped as well, in the 3d image of their new “model”, similar to the old bottles of syrup they used to sell.
Think this:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/43206477660842927/
There is more plastic in her than a case of syrup bottles.
…but, when you say it that way, you make it sound like it’s a *bad* thing!
Call her AJ
Sorry, mates, but not a chance in Hell. The new bottle will be a smooth cylinder with no sexist curves, the face on the label will be a non-gender specific and slightly rotund shape, the hair will be purple and orange to show solidarity with the multicultural hair colors of the Woke, and the image will appear to be kneeling before a BLM banner.
Huh. Scrolling down to where I saw the top of her head and the background… I expected further scrolling to reveal a weapon of some sort.
Guess expectations depend on what sites one frequents.
I think I would be drinking a LOT of syrup!!
One of my great-grandmothers apparently had that habit. Mom had to hide the Aunt Jemima when G-Grandma Hunter was visiting.