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The worst part of the Chris Rock/Will Smith BS…

Chris Rock is a professional comedian and I came up with better comebacks…

“That was a GI Jane joke. If I wanted to make fun of your wife’s illness I would have said the upside of having a wife with alopecia is that the carpet matches the drapes.”

“Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth.”

“She’s already been in the mouths of half the people on this room, how the fuck does one more make a difference.”

Chris Rock built his career on snappy comebacks and when he really needed some he waffled.

Sad.

He got it right in his first Tweet, but not how he intended

There are lots of people trying to somehow tie that Will Smith did to Chris Rock to Trump.

Because they are all fundamentally broken people.

One got close, but then blew it.

I present you Steve Schmidt:

 

I actually agree with most of his first Tweet.

The reason we got Trump is Hollywood is a hermetically sealed bubble.

From the outside we see drug addicts, rapists, pedophiles, and vacuous shallow assholes who have no idea what life is like for people who don’t make millions of dollars and have an entourage of people catering to them all the time.

Yet these people tell the rest of us how to live.

And Hillary Clinton had countless celebrity endorsements.

Anywhere else in America, if someone punched a coworker over a joke made about his wife, he’d be fired and escorted outside to the police by security.

But tyr sane Academy that gave awards to child rapists and sexual predators gave Will Smith an award that sane evening and let him go to a star studded after party.

We got Trump because we were tired of an elite class that played by totally different rules and treated the rest of us as ignorant peasants.

Last night Will Smith only widened that gulf.

I want a President who not just doesn’t rely on celebrity endorsements, but runs on a platform of investigating Hollywood and prosecuting its pedophiles and sex traffickers.

I’d love to watch the FBI just host a major sex trafficking sting at the Academy Awards.  Just doing a perp walk down the red carpet.

I fundamentally do not care what Ukrainians do to Russians

There have been several videos posed online by people who generally have been on the Right that show Ukrainian soldiers torturing and executing Russian POWs.

There has been a subset of the Right that has reflexively decided to come out against Ukraine simply because the Left has gone ball to the wall in support of Ukraine.

These videos are not going to make me feel bad for the Russians.

Here is the thing, and I need to make this perfectly crystal fucking clear:

I do not give a single solitary, tiniest iota of a fuck what Ukrainian soldiers do to Russian soldiers. 

Go read your history of the Holodomor,  and the Russian Revolution, and the Decembrist Revolution, and the Crimean War before that.

Go read about the Gulags and Highway of Bones.

Go read about how German women were raped en masse by the Red Army as they defeated the Nazis on the eastern front.

The Russians have always engaged in inhumane tactics and atrocities.

The Russian army is currently shooting women and children.

The idea of law abiding gentlemanly combat is really something that only exists in the modern Anglosphere.

So the Ukrainians are committing atrocities against the Russians who committed atrocities against them since Stalin invaded in 1919 all the way through 1991 and the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Okay, so there are no good guys in this war.  Neither side is as pure and clean as the driven snow.

That’s still not a justification for Russia to invade Ukraine or for Ukrainians not to want to repel invaders.

So what that a Ukrainian soldier kneecaps a Russian POW with an AK.  That Russian was probably the great grandson of the Russian soldier that shot the Ukrainian soldier’s great grandmother’s siblings and raped her because they were picking kernels of wheat off the dirt after the Red Army took their entire crop yield.

This is me not giving a fuck.

This is why I say I don’t want to put boots on the ground there.

When armies that commit war crimes have war crimes committed against them, I’m just going to sit back with some popcorn and watch from a safe distance.

They are going to cram fake meat down our throats

From the article linked in the Tweet:

Bill Gates recently said that he believes rich nations would help the global fight against climate change by consuming only plant-based meat products instead of beef.

In a recent interview with Technology Review, Gates discussed his new book, “How to Avoid a Climate Disaster,” and emphasized the benefits rich nations could produce by moving to “100% synthetic beef.”

“You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they’re going to make it taste even better over time.”

No, I am not going to get used to the taste. I’m not going to eat that shit at all.

I can’t fathom what goes on in the heads if these sociopathic, megalomaniac billionaires that they make money and decide they are God-emperors who have the ability to tell the rest of how to live and what to eat.

Cattle have been domesticated and used as a foodsource for over 10,000 years, and this guy makes a bunch of money and decides single handedly to change the entire course of human food consumption.

Bill Gates can get fucked with a howitzer.

I will not live in a pod and I will not eat the fake meat.

 

Read the fine print: a report on the corporeal debt bondage of frontier planets

It is an inconvenient characteristic of the universe that the planets with the most valuable near-surface natural resources are also the planets most inhospitable to human life.  The processes of planetary formation that bring useful minerals close enough to the surface of a planet to be mined, e.g., volcanic activity or meteor impact, also create conditions that are hostile to human existence, e.g., toxic atmospheres, temperature extremes, etc.  As such, the most valuable resource finds are frequently on planets and in systems that cannot be sustainably colonized.

These conditions generally make working on these planets extremely hazardous.  As the hazard level of the environment increases so does the cost of safety for the workforce.  Worker shelters, exposure suits, and artificial atmospheric systems become more expensive the more dangerous the environment becomes.  With most of these planets being in uncolonized systems, when factoring in the cost of transportation of equipment from a Union hub to a frontier planet, the costs are driven up to the point where the cost of providing a safe working environment makes resource extraction unreasonably or prohibitively expensive.  AI systems, as advanced as they may be, are still woefully insufficient for complex problem solving such as those encountered in exploratory mining and resource extraction.

Still, despite the risks and challenges, the mineral wealth of these planets is enticing.

This, the potential for extreme wealth existing outside the regular reach of Union laws and regulations has resulted in a new and terrifying form of quasi-slavery: corporeal debt bondage.

During the 18th and 19th Centuries, when resources such as coal, silver, or gold were discovered in the Appalachian Mountains, North American West, Africa, or Indian sub-continent far from civilization, an economic system known as Company Town would often develop.  A company would invest in the development of a small homestead in an isolated location rich in some valuable resource.  Workers would be attracted to the homestead by company men with the promise of work and good wages.  When the workers arrived, they would be charged for the cost of the transportation to the site, equipment, food, and whatever else they needed, that would be extracted from their wages and they would find themselves virtually enslaved by debt to their new employer.  Often, any personal belongings they brought with them would be confiscated, and the lack of supplies and remoteness of the company town prevented these workers from escaping to freedom.  This is the essence of debt bondage.

It is said that there is nothing new under the sun.  This aphorism has proven to be true under the alien suns of distant systems.

This system as it exists on frontier planets is compounded in its horrors.  As the amount of money to be made increases, so in some people does their capacity to be cruel to their fellow man to obtain that money.

Workers are still attracted with the promises of work, good wages, and safe working conditions.  Because these contracts are technically enforceable under Union laws, they are in the strictest sense, true.

The devil, however, is in the details.

The workers are put into induced hibernation for the long haul to the distant company colony, which is standard for deep space transport.  During induced hibernation, the worker’s brain is surgically removed and placed into a robotic body.   The technology for total body prosthetics has existed for some time, however, the near-universal consensus among Union medical practitioners and ethicists is that total body prosthetics strip away so much of a person’s humanity that no reputable surgeon would perform such surgery and consequently patients having had such surgeries are not found in Union societies.

The worker’s body is then shot up with preservatives and placed in a simple cryo storage system, not unlike those used for the transport of consumable meat (or corpses).  Without concern for brain death, long-term preservation of the body is much simpler and cheaper.  Furthermore, since the only life support system needed is for the worker’s brain, the total investment in life support is much lower.  The company does not need to build living facilities with artificial atmospheres for or provide exposure suits to workers.  Food, water, and breathable air costs are minimized.  A simple oxygen and nutrient drip to sustain the brain and power for the robot body are all that are necessary.

The workers labor in their robotic total body prosthesis, for their term of service until their debt bondage is paid off, usually measured in tons of refined product generated, then for as long as they can stand the horror of being separated from their body.  At which point the worker’s body is removed from cryo-storage, the brain is re-implanted, and the worker revived.  There is little to no physical harm to the worker.  The psychological and emotional trauma is significant.

The prosthesis is then sterilized and prepared for the next worker.

The experience for the worker is not painful.  Ironically, what is considered to be the most horrific aspect of a total body prosthesis is the lack of pain as well as the lack of almost all sensations.  The brain is subconsciously aware of the body all the time.  It is a biological phenomenon known as proprioception.  When the brain is removed from the body, that awareness is broken.  The only sensory input the brain receives is from sensors from the prosthetic, generally visual input, audio input, and pressure feedback sensors in the prosthetic hands for the use of tools.  Artificial sensors are limited.  For the worker colors are muted, sound is monotone, and almost all physical sensation is non-existent.  One typically does not think about the importance of all the sensations a person regularly experiences until they are gone, the sound of music, the satisfaction of tasting good food, the feeling of being full after a meal, the simple joy of scratching an itch.  Not to mention the rapture of a massage or physical intimacy.  All gone and replaced by nothingness.

One might wonder why such workers are even given a term of service and why pay them when their job is complete.  Once the brain has been put into the prosthetic and is maintained by life support, why not have the worker labor indefinitely until the brain dies.

The answer comes to us from antiquity and the story of Pandora’s box: hope.

Hope that the term of service will end and the worker is made whole and sent on their way with their wages is what keeps the mind rooted and functioning.  If hope is lost, the mind in the prosthesis will, as they used to say, go mad.  The worker’s brain will suffer a psychological break and the worker will become utterly useless.

This becomes the ultimate motivation for the worker to labor, the need to end the waking nightmare and be reunited with their body.

Companies that use this system advertise good pay and safe working conditions, and exploit loopholes in Union laws and take advantage of distance from Union authorities to get away with abominations of human cruelty.  The reality of corporal debt bondage is that it is an emotionally damaging horror show, the long-term negative effects of which far outweigh the value of the wages earned.

It is in the Charter of the Union of Worlds to “spread humanity among the stars and to all celestial bodies that can support life.”  In our desire for natural resources and wealth, some have spread inhumanity among the stars.

It is the recommendation of this report that this system of labor be expressly and explicitly banned within the Union, resources extracted using this method be embargoed from Union import, and efforts made to subsidize the development of resource extraction on hazardous and inhospitable planets using humane and ethical labor practices.

Sic itur ad astra