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One picture that captures the utter insanity of COVID compliance

There are nine people in this picture.

Seven of them are athletes* in peak physical condition and under the age of 25.

One is a 62 year old, overweight, retired athlete who has had HIV for 31 years.

Who is the one not wearing a mask?

 

 

*I’ve known two pro team cheerleaders.  Their training and physical fitness standards are intense.  If gymnasts are athletes so are professional cheerleaders.

Allow me to make a counter argument

I, somehow, was able to watch all of that without vomiting or having a stroke.

So here is my counter argument:

It’s not obvious to me that it is in fact wrong to murder pedophiles for sport.

Pedophiles take pleasure in physically harming living human beings (children).

I take pleasure in harming living human beings (pedophiles).

If pedophilia is a sport like kickball then what I want to do to pedophiles with power tools is a hobby like woodworking or yard care.

If pedophilia is sometimes beneficial to children and therefore we should err on the of liberty, and we know that in most (presumably all) cases pedophilia actually hurts children, then murdering pedophiles benefits children and we should err on the side of liberty.

I think there is a much more reasoned argument to be made that murdering pedophiles should be more legal than pedophilia itself.

The people pushing the legalization of pedophilia should hope and pray that they never get what they want.

The day that the law says “it’s fine for a grown man to have sex with your minor child and there is nothing we will do to stop it,” is the day that organized civilization ends.  If society cannot protect children from predation then there is no reason to have society.

On that day the pedophile hunting parties will begin and what is done to pedophiles will make a life sentence in gen-pop feel like a day at the beach.

I can say with absolute certainty, the only regret I would ever have killing a pedophile is that their death would cut short the suffering I was making them undergo.

Do not let New Yorkers move to your state and get elected

Having solved every other problem in the state of Colorado, this state legislator wants to ban restaurants from giving you plasticware and condiments with your takeout unless you ask for them.

This is the summary of the bill from the text of the bill in the link in the above Tweet:

The bill specifies that, commencing January 1, 2023, a retail food establishment or third-party food delivery service (service) may provide a customer with single-use food serviceware or a single-use condiment that accompanies food ordered for delivery or carryout only if the customer requests single-use food serviceware or a single-use condiment or confirms that the customer wants single-use food serviceware or a single-use condiment when offered, with limited exceptions.

The bill also “encourages” bulk condiment dispensers in self serve areas.

So when you go to a Colorado Rockies baseball game you will have to use the mustard and relish pump that everyone else has touched and touched their hot dog to and has the dried mustard stalactite hanging from the tip of the nozzle.

This person is unhappy that he has a drawer full of takeout plasticware and condiments and now wants to pass a law.

This person is from New York, moved to Colorado, and got elected.

Clearly New Yorkers are neurotic meddlesome tyrants.  The trick is not letting them get a foothold in your state, and definitely don’t elect them to office.

I need to make sure my kids’ pediatricians don’t have TikTok

These people are actual pediatricians.

Is this intended to convince anyone of anything?  Other, perhaps, of finding their kids a new doctor?

It’s time to update a meme:

 

Also, to the people I’ve seen on social media arguing that only medical doctors should be called “doctor” in public and we PhD’s are not entitled to that privilege…

If these two dipshits get to be called “doctor” after this embarrassing display of ignorance and condescension then SO THE FUCK DO I!

At least I never destroyed the credibility of my profession for likes on a Chinese spying app.

Thin skin socialists are thin skinned

AOC announces on Instagram that she’s taking a break from Twitter because ‘negative comments’ gave her ‘anxiety’ after she was mocked for breaking her own COVID rules to party maskless in Miami where she caught the virus

Internet-savvy Progressive Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez confirmed to supporters on Monday night that she’s taking a break from Twitter because of ‘negative comments’ that gave her ‘anxiety’ after her bout with COVID and her vacation in Miami.

Ocasio-Cortez tested positive for the virus on January 9 after her maskless jaunt to Florida where she partied with actor Billy Porter and sipped cocktails with her boyfriend at a sushi restaurant.

The office of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who the lawmaker had criticized before and during her trip, suggested she could have avoided her social media clashes if she ‘refrained from making unprovoked, bad-faith attacks.’

‘Perhaps she could have avoided much of that “Twitter negativity” if she had refrained from making unprovoked, bad-faith attacks on Governor DeSantis,’ DeSantis spokeswoman Christina Pushaw told DailyMail.com.

‘By demanding our governor adopt the same failed pandemic restrictions as lockdown liberals like NY Gov. Hochul, while on vacation in Florida, the congresswoman unsurprisingly drew backlash and mockery.’

Pobrecita…

She was caught being a hypocrite then caught COVID after being umpteenth vaccinated.

She could dish it out online but couldn’t take it.

The people are the most thin skinned cowards, it’s amazing we let them have so much power.