More Pzychedelic Zen

Call me paranoid, but I think these are trick questions.

Are Girl Scouts good at selling cookies door to door? Or Are Llamas good for producing Angora wool?

I am going to name these pearls of “Logic” Pzychedelic Zen. The only way to follow and understand it is to ingest expired LSD while riding the Rainbow Farting Unicorn.

The Coalition to Stop Gun Rights Violence managed to extract the NRA’s bottom line! We only cater to Irresponsible Gun Owners. Oh Noes!

I told the NRA to keep the “special” membership away from the website. I am sure this is how CSGV found out.

The Greedy Bastards!
WE ARE DOOMED!

PS:For the members of CSGV and other AntiGun Groups, the membership capture is a fake. I realized you might not know the difference.

It’s been two weeks now, I guess Pittsburgh PD should have a pretty good idea of the number of casualties that such gathering of armed nuts brought. I even heard they had stuff to drink! There are rumors that some of those “Stalking” bloggers were actually consuming spirits at a wine tasting. Some Wild West Shooting must have happened!

Nothing?

Anybody?

<SIGH>

We are used to see the (I)logical Mental Contortions that AntiGunners must develop in order to even function at dome level, but sometimes trying to follow them makes anybody’s brain hurt.

In this extract, Brady goes bunkers about Guns in Campus and mentions a shooting in San Jose State, People’s Republic of California. The Disciples dive immediately into repeating the same old tired chorus till one solitary person, Hung Lo realizes that maybe this is not the best news item to prop their cause. California just hit #1 in the Brady’s Anti Gun Hall Of Fame for the best Anti Gun Laws! And San Jose State does not allow guns in campus so, How did the shooting happen? There shouldn’t be any guns and nobody should die or get hurt! UNIMPOSSIBLE!

Of course, Mr. Lo does not want to lose his Brady Card Points and closes with the very emotive LOCK THE GUN NUTS UP! (Because Due Process is for pussies)

Can I get a couple of Excedrin to go please?

First, my soon to be favorite CSGVer tolls the bell for her hubby.

And then the Violence Policy Center has to put his two ounces:

In the meantime, every state that allows weapons in restaurants that serve alcohol and in bars have not reported the massacres CSGV and VPC promised us. Maybe we should call the FTC and complain of fraudulent advertisement by these two groups.

To the Eurotrash (local and abroad) that complained about the celebrations of Bin Laden’s demise: We are crass, boastful and proud. We are Americans, deal with it. Next time, fight your own World Wars.