This is amazing

Opa-Locka PD: Man Shoots Boy After Mistaking Paintball Gun For Real Deal – CBS Miami (cbslocal.com)

MIAMI (CBSMiami/AP) — A 10-year-old boy has been shot and wounded after homeowner mistook his paintball gun for the real deal.

Michael Williams, 26, told Opa-locka police his son begged him to drive by a home where young people were gathered Sunday night so he could fire his paintball out the window, according to a police report released Tuesday.

Wait one minute. This “father” thought it was a good idea to allow his son to do a mock drive-by shooting? Is he stupidly insane? What kind of crap is he teaching his kid? Is this like a Father-Son bonding thing? “Daddy Took Me To My First Drive-By.” ?

Williams drove by the home as his son fired off several rounds, police said. The homeowner confused the paintball for real gunfire, telling police he thought his family was being attacked. He fired one shot, which struck the child.

This is Opa-locka we are talking about, unfortunately not one of the best neighborhoods in the county crime-wise so a barrel of a gun sticking out of the window of a slow moving vehicle does not say “prank” but “lots of bullets are coming your way to kill you.”

But wait, there is more!

The boy then lost his balance and was run over by his father’s vehicle, police said.

Oh for flock’s sake! Father of the Year award right there. But there is still an extra offering of stupid by dear daddy.

No additional details on the child’s injuries or condition were released. Williams drove the child home and his mother called 911, according to police.

What was he going to do? Slap a band-aid, give him a couple of ibuprofen and wipe off the tire marks and the blood of him before going to bed for the night?

The Miami Herald reports the father was charged with child neglect with great bodily harm. According to a police report, Williams “acted recklessly by agreeing to conduct a drive-by paint ball shooting,”

That is a second degree felony which can bring him 15 years in prison. And he should serve every frigging second of it for being that monumentally stupid.

When the word “expecting” is used in the context of babies, it is implied that we have on of the duo in actual pregnancy and ready to bring a creature to this world.

But what this is is announce to the world they are cooking supper for the family but in reality what people get is pizza delivered from the available neighborhood franchise. Throwing a credit card payment there does not constitute culinary skills and the same principle applies for expecting a child.

You gotta love the South.

West Virginia will be giving away guns as an incentive to get residents of the state inoculated against COVID-19.

Gov. Jim Justice (R) announced a new incentive lottery program for residents to get vaccinated during a news conference on Tuesday

The drawings will run from Father’s Day on June 20 to Aug. 4, and will include a variety of prizes from cash to firearms and even trucks.

West Virginia to give away guns as vaccine incentive | TheHill

If they offer free ammo, I am moving there and taking the shots again!

Hat Tip Mark C.

Two men walking their French bulldog after a visit to Miami’s Midtown Miami shopper center were confronted in broad daylight by a out-of-town robber with a long rap sheet. All three men, it turns out, were armed.

When the tussle and gunfight stopped Monday evening, the armed robber had been shot 11 times. One of the robbery victims was shot in the shoulder. The third man survived shaken, but unscathed.

Gun-wielding dog owner kills armed robber, more updates on Miami’s bloody holiday weekend

In case of doubt, a properly placed mag dump will solve most criminal issues.  Mr. Otis Brown will not be returning to prison to waste taxpayer’s money.

You may want to take a wild guess. This was another shooting all the way on the other side of the county.

I am not a scientist, but I detect the faint aroma of a common issue.

Nah, it can’t be. It is the Gun Violence Pandemic. That is what our Betters keep telling us, right?

Friday’s march concluded around 11:30 pm without much fanfare. Word began to spread that Ngo was in the crowd—disguised and wearing a Black Lives Matter flag around his shoulders.

A group of five to 10 people in identity-obscuring clothing called “black bloc” followed the person they suspected of being Ngo for blocks, inquiring who he was. At one point, the person they pursued said his name was Jake. In front of the AC Marriott, the group tried to unmask the unknown man. He ran for blocks until someone in the pursuing group tackled him—at Southwest 4th Avenue and Morrison Street—and punched him several times after his head hit the brick sidewalk.

‘They’re Trying to Kill Me.’ A Portland Antifa Death Squad Goes Head Hunting for Andy Ngo and Somebody Gets a Beatdown – PJ Media

Apparently it was not Andy Ngo, just somebody who looked oriental and that was enough to go after and punch him. You see,  for racists, all Orientals look alike.

But we are the racists.

Hat Tip John Richardson