Police: “We had seven patrol cars chasing the subject vehicle, deployed spike strips and boxed the suspect till the car finally quit.”
US Coast Guard: “That’s cute.”
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
Commence knock-knock jokes.
Coasties have fought subs before. Bravo Zulu, Sir.
Sink the fucker
A couple of 20mm aught to do it.
(in Spanish)(knock, knock) “Sir? You know, you don’t HAVE to stop…..My captain could simply put a belt of 50 BMG below your waterline, if you prefer…”
Dude just had a fist-fight with a submarine.
And won.
Semper motherf——ing Paratus.
Good job. But that Coastie was very lucky that when the hatch went up, the hands behind it were empty. Half a billion bucks is a lot of money to lose, and that idiot in the sub knows that his consignor knows where his family lives.
True. But there probably was a machine gun pointing right at that hatch the entire time.