Stolen from Old NFO:
I probably laughed with too much mirth at this.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
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Ain’t buying that PETArd-approved wussified product. I’d rather see the other version that shows the idiots out there that the real world is not an episode of My Little Pony farting rainbows and singing kumbaya. 😉
Yum…free range zebra.
Sorta on topic,
The World Wildlife Federation (WWF) rescued 11 very rare endangered black rhinos to death.
They moved them to a “refuge” where they were all poisoned by a salt water well. There was no other drinking water for the rhinos. The experts told them not to do it. They wouldn’t listen.
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2018/08/31/this-is-not-your-grandmas-humane-society-9/
Berra Nice!
Contributors to the scientific parody magazine “Journal of Irreproducible Results” once sent a letter to Nabisco titled “Survival Strategies Among Animal Crackers.” The authors noted the proportion of broken prey crackers to broken predator crackers found in the packages. Proposed solutions included separate packaging for the predator and prey crackers or simply feeding the predator crackers prior to packaging.
JIR has since been replaced by the “Annals of Improbable Research.”