5 Replies to “Barnum Animal Crakers go Woke Wrong”

  1. Ain’t buying that PETArd-approved wussified product. I’d rather see the other version that shows the idiots out there that the real world is not an episode of My Little Pony farting rainbows and singing kumbaya. 😉

  2. Contributors to the scientific parody magazine “Journal of Irreproducible Results” once sent a letter to Nabisco titled “Survival Strategies Among Animal Crackers.” The authors noted the proportion of broken prey crackers to broken predator crackers found in the packages. Proposed solutions included separate packaging for the predator and prey crackers or simply feeding the predator crackers prior to packaging.

    JIR has since been replaced by the “Annals of Improbable Research.”

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