“Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?
These are the nuns we are supposed to be worrying will be shot on their way to a birthday party for the crippled orphans? Even bullets know better than to mess with penguins.:>)
stay safe.
ROTF, thanks I needed a laugh today!
The church needs more like that.
Notice how we can poke some fun at Christianity and no one dies?
Meanwhile some brain-dead people (e.g. Progressives and too many Democrats) say that islam is a “religion of peace” and that we need to be “tolerant” and to just “coexist” and other bumper sticker idiocy.
Which religion rings more true?