From some reporter asshole named Brad:
No gloves? No Mask? No problem. This ice cream man is not only ignoring COVID-19 protocol, but he's breaking the law. Such trucks are forbidden Hoffman Estates. The Village Manager says if you see him, call 9-1-1. @cbschicago pic.twitter.com/ebQftLpCUD
— Brad Edwards (@tvbrad) May 8, 2020
Everyone is stuck at home and miserable.
A little ice cream to brighten the kids’ day is nice.
Not for Brad who is enforcing some bullshit rules in Hoffman Estates.
If you see Brad at a urinal in Chicago, piss on his leg.
Update:
Just for the record about Hoffman Estates. It’s a very nice city run by very evil assholes.
The Cabela’s in Chicagoland was in Hoffman Estates. They promised Cabelas’s some tax breaks if they put their store there next to a very nice, upscale shopping center.
As soon as Cabela’s open its doors, the city yanked the tax breaks, taxing them by the square footage of the retail space. Cabela’s moved everything from the upstairs to the downstairs to cut retail space. The downstairs is crowded. Hoffman Estates is in Cook County, which then put the $25 per gun tax on Cabela’s killing the gun library and shrinking the gun counter.
It is a terrible store, not because of Cabela’s but because of the double ass-fucking it got on taxes from the City and the County.
I had no idea his birth name was Karen.
Your HOA CC&R’s aren’t the law, Karen.
Okay, Karen.
If I piss on his leg, and he’s wearing pants, he only gets 70% wet, right?
Before they built the store Cabela’s should have had the tax deal in writing. That way the could suit the city for breaking a contract.
Trust everyone, but ALWAYS cut the cards……