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…….

Take a nap and shut the **** up.

The woes of the medical personnel in the frontlines of the pandemic

She is an EM doctor, not an infectious disease one. Her area of work is people about to die, mostly because of heavy blood loss or other major trauma. And she is treating Wuhan V. patients?

And the story is suspicious as well. 100% contagion rate and all symptomatic? Not even Ebola is that efficient.  Hell, not even bioweapons are that good.

She either sucks at being an Emergency Medicine doctor so much that they send her over the sidelines or:

I personally vote for the second option.

Only in Miami: Strange weather alerts.

So we woke up a bit cold this morning. Almost a 40 degree drop from 3-4 days ago.

And we need warnings about special precipitations: Iguanas be falling!

What do you expect? It is Miami after all.

 

Some people are just cruel.. yes Mal, I am talking about you

Reader Mal Roadkill loves to send me pics of knives with Wharncliffe blades.

And of course the bahstad has expensive tastes.  The Runtly Black Shinner only runs for $139, but it looks like it is well worth it. There is an inherit beauty to a well designed knife. And with a good Wharcliff profile, I feel the massive threat you get out of a revolver.

And then to end his cruelty, he sends me to a new (to me) brand of knife: CJRB cutlery where my eye locks on not only Mal’s example but to a couple more I would not mind and in the mid $30s.

 

The CJRB Cutlery Briar Flipper

It reminds me of the Kershaw Leek
“I am planning on getting up close and personal with you.”

CJRB Cutlery Rampart Flipper

Consider this Mal’s recommendations for Christmas gifts for those you haven’t found something yet.

Miami’s Cold Weather Dress Code

The temperature was in the mid 50’s so protection against the elements is mandatory. This is when hoodies get dusted and regular people wear them.

Yeah, flipflops and shorts are still a thing. I can’t laugh, I was wearing the same getup when I took the picture.

This is us.

Update on Anti Gun Woke Santa

Good news: He is gone.

An Illinois mall Santa Claus resigned this week after a now-viral video showed him telling a young boy he couldn’t bring him a Nerf gun for Christmas.

The Santa at Harlem Irving Plaza in Norridge, who was later dubbed “Woke Santa” on social media, was seen telling the boy “no guns” and causing the boy to burst into tears.

‘Woke Santa’ resigns after telling boy he can’t have Nerf gun for Christmas

And better news: Kid got a visit by a good Santa and guess what he brought him.

 

We seriously need to think about the Whipping Spa.

 

Whomever conceived the marriage of USPS with UPS…

… needs a long stay in the Whipping Spa and Salt Massage. Bamboo cane with wet split ends, if you don’t mind.

I wonder which post office. It has been 2 days and nada. I fear it is in another county and/or another state.