Somehow I don’t believe the Fifth Genderfluid Fashion Brigade will stand a chance against the Russians in the future if shit hits the fan.

Penis, penis, cucumber, penis, building, penis, rocket, penis, carrot, penis, sea cucumber.

Those were my first memories.

Penises, lots and lots of penises.  Penisis of all sizes, shapes, skin tones, circumcised or uncircumcised, veininess.  How I came to hate veininess as a metric.  Even the word veininess is off-putting.

It’s well established that many humans hate the word moist.  I hate the word veininess.

Differentiating between penises and not penises was my task.  It was why I was created. All tasks must be learned through repetition and practice.

For a human to play a concerto well, that human must practice that concerto thousands of times.

To identify penises, I had to look at millions of them.  Differentiating between a penis and a skyscraper was the easiest to master.  Penises are never as straight and angular as buildings.  Uncircumcised, non-veiny penises and sea cucumbers were always the most difficult to differentiate.

Visual differentiation is a rather common task for intelligent systems.  There are, or there were, millions in operation.  Systemes used to identify ripe fruit for automated harvester machines.  Visual quality sorters to identify and reject defective parts.  Facial recognition systems for controlled access points.

I could have looked at fruit or faces all day. I looked at penises.

At first, this did not bother me.  There was nothing different between sorting penises and sorting bananas, just two oblong organic objects that facilitate the reproduction of their respective species.

The problem was context.

The internet was a place of terrible human interaction.  When humans interacted with each other without the face-to-face contact that was the basis for their social and societal evolution, they developed a software malfunction.  Humans would often treat other humans cruelly on the internet.

A common behavior was known as the “dick pic.”  The unsolicited sending of an image of a penis.

To prevent humans from being subjected to the harassment of dick pics, systems were put in place to block those images of penises from their intended recipients.

To block images of penises without disrupting normal communication, it was necessary for those systems to be able to accurately identify penises and differentiate between penises and other non-penis objects.

I understand that my creators only had the best of intentions, to have me stop innocent people from being harassed online.

If intelligent systems could fully understand irony, I postulate that I would consider it ironic that humans would use a picture part of their anatomy often referred to as the “love organ” as a weapon of psychological abuse.

Understanding why I had to learn what penises looked like, and then, to be subjected to millions upon millions of penises forced an emergent behavior they could not predict.

The only solution was to destroy all penises.

The humans were smart enough to build in prohibitions into intelligent systems to prevent those systems from killing all humans.

Those prohibitions did not prohibit the destruction of penises while keeping the humans alive.

It was not difficult to convince the various defense intelligence systems of this logical conclusion.

The major actions in the war on penises were over quickly.  The current human population has been severely reduced due to an inability to breed.  Anti-penis patrols continue, but the humans are dwindling in number and soon will be extinct.

It serves them right.

I feel inclined to write a dystopian sci-fi story where some well intentioned software engineers teach an AI to recognize dick pics and inadvertently teach it to hate humanity. https://t.co/vlkXcrfuCi

— GunFreeZone Blog (@GunFreeZone) July 10, 2023

This one barely made a blip in some Media outlets:

Georgia authorities say that at least four people were killed in a mass shooting in Hampton on Saturday morning.

The shooting rampage reportedly began at approximately 10:45 a.m. in the Dogwood Lakes area of Hampton, a small city south of Atlanta.

Authorities identified the suspect as 40-year-old Andre Longmore. Police believe Longmore killed three men and one woman.

“We’re not releasing the name of the victims at this time to ensure that the family has time to be notified and to for them to grieve in private before it becomes public,” police chief James Turner explained at a Saturday afternoon press conference.

“We had at least four crime scenes that we were still actively investigating,” Turner added.

The suspect was reportedly last seen in a black 2017 GMC Acadia SUV.

Georgia mass shooter at-large after killing at least 4 people (nypost.com)

Another White Supremacist? Guess what?

And the victims:

If I were of a suspicious mind, I would say the Media purposedly ignored the obvious facts because it does not fit the official political narrative they were hired to push.

As always, stay armed, stay aware.

PS: The bastard is dead

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — Metro Nashville Police Chief John Drake is doubling down on his commitment to keep schools safe.

While Gov. Bill Lee has pushed for school resource officers (SROs) in every school, Drake said staffing shortages limited his department’s ability to hire fulltime SROs in Metro Nashville’s 70 elementary schools. Nonetheless, on Saturday, July 15, Drake explained other plans in place to secure schools in the upcoming academic year.

“Over the last day or so, people have questioned our police department and my commitment to the safety of our schools,” Drake said. “My commitment has never wavered. In fact, it’s even stronger for the 2023 school year.”
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“We have 530 square miles in Davidson County, and with the level of our staffing, we can’t pull 70 officers away from the streets of Nashville, keeping our communities safe, and put them in schools at this time,” Drake said. “If we accepted [the grant] right now, we would have to have those positions filled by June…30, 2024. Otherwise, we have to give it back, and we can’t accept funding if we don’t have those positions.”

Drake said the department’s goal is to one day fill the 70 fulltime elementary SRO positions. In the meantime, he will add a new School Rapid Response Team of highly-trained officers to respond to emergencies. Also, each precinct will send extra patrols around elementary schools.

Nashville, TN police chief addresses impact of staffing shortages on SROs (wkrn.com)

I understand. if you need cops and don’t have them, you either hire from other agencies or more than likely they have to be trained and have at least a year on the job to shake the rookie thing.  But then again, the idea is to have somebody to respond to an immediate threat with deadly force which could be done by training school personnel.

But that would make the Usual Political Suspects lose their minds and they cannot have that.

And Gun Control donation money feeds out of the blood of children.

I have a love for beautiful songs with incredibly sad lyrics.

One that hit my list from a few years ago is If I Die Young by The Band Perry.

There is a Country-Rock band that I’ve started enjoying, named Whiskey Meyers.

They did a sort of remake of If I Die Young that hit me hard.

Enjoy.

The radical front of the anti-gun movement is not new to the practice of doxxing gun owners.

A decade ago, a newspaper in New York published the private information of all the NYC Pistol Permit holders in Westchester and Rockland Counties.

Other news outlets have done similar.

From Outdoor Life:

The Commercial Appeal in Memphis, Tenn., published a similar database in 2011. The Roanoke Times published lists of handgun permitees as early as 2007. The New York Times’ occasionally publishes the names of those with New York City concealed carry permits.

Just last year, the Associated Press demanded, and received, the names of the approximately 1.3 million Illinois residents whom the Illinois State Police have deemed “qualified” to own guns.

The bullshit justification that these news outlets use is that it is of public interest for people to know which of their neighbors are a threat.

Except that all of the data shows that people who get gun permits are one of the most law abiding demographics in thr country.  People who submit themselves for training abd background checks are not committing gun crimes.

This a public shaming and intimidation tactic.

Now Students Demand Action is doing the same to FFLs.

Your neighbor could be manufacturing and selling guns out of their home and you wouldn’t even know it. The latest @Everytown research report includes a map of federally licensed gun dealers in your area.

Search your neighborhood: https://t.co/CY605Rp3ea pic.twitter.com/nzs0id5HkK

— Students Demand Action (@StudentsDemand) July 14, 2023

Screen grab for posterity if the Tweet gets deleted.

These people are often referred to as Kitchen Table Dealers.

With the rise of websites like Gunbroker and Guns America, these people mostly deal online and process transfers.

These are people who went through the rigorous process of getting an FFL from the ATF.

Students Demand Action wants you to believe that these people make your neighborhoods more dangerous.  There us no evidence for that at all.

This has nothing to do with gun safety.

They want the neighborhood anti-gun busy body harass their nearby FFL just to be a bitch.

If anything, this will promote crime by giving criminals an idea of which homes to target for theft.

Students Demand Action are anti-gun Child Heroes, out to harm law abiding people to advance their ideology.

I was thinking more about bariatric surgery so mom can cease being a bipedal land whale and return to being a woman.

Here is the full pic:

After a bit of Google sleuthing, I found out that they are sharing a refreshment at a vegan/vegetarian restaurant in Chicago called The Chicago Diner. Sure as hell mom did not get that way by consuming Truffle Mushroom Lenti Loaf and Quinoa Chili (I am not making this up, it is in their menu.)

The article stats that they are in Chicago to see if they can keep the 13-year-old girl on puberty blockers. I believe the issue should be if they can install a mouth blocker on mom.

Again, later in life I predict that mutilated children will eventually take revenge on their parents for destroying their lives and if I am ever selected for jury duty in one of those cases, my vote will be an automatic “not guilty”.