An armed Ninja was caught in an Elementary School
“The paper clip was bent in a manner that could allow for use as a weapon.”
Huh? How you even begin to bend a paper clip to make it a weapon? I have a hard time keeping papers together with those things. Maybe it was not a regular clip but one of those High Capacity Automatic Assault Magazine Clips we keep hearing about.
Something tells me that both the faculty and administration of that school are downing hooch out of sippy cups during school hours. That or the kid was a Ninja with a long track of dead classmates using office supplies.