You open the front door and everything is covered in a white substance that did not come from Colombia.

Last time I scraped ice off a windshield was almost 40 years ago and used clear half of cassette box. It usually worked better than the tools designed for the chore.

I am afraid the diet is gonna take a hit. It seems the body does not consider salad a proper winter food and is letting me know it.

And yes, I expect thicker “shipments” of the white shit in the coming months. You don’t have to rub it in.

I do need thicker socks.

So, the guy who defeated the NJ Senate president ran because he was denied a concealed carry permit.
I'm sure this will all go very well and produce a fine, informed legislator.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 4, 2021

From my experience in the gun community, the people who go out of their way to get carry permits know more about gun laws, regulations, and real life than most pseudo expert, ersatz intellectual, shit for brains, fuck-faces like Nichols here.

The goes a long way in creating a good legislator who will solve a real problem instead of creating a worthless shit-ass grifter who gets elected to line his pockets by peddling influence.

The fact that Nichols doesn’t get that just proves he’s a know nothing pseudo expert.

I am suddenly finding out what parts of my body deal with cold like champions and what parts bitch more than college millennials watching Blazing Saddles.

In the meantime and as a good transplant from Miami, I am watching reruns of Life Below Zero to get tips for surviving cold weather.

Too much?

Watch this:

https://twitter.com/Lenabellalou/status/1456258135031631889

There are two kinds of people in this country:

Those who think this guy is fucking nuts.

Those who think this guy is taking perfectly reasonable actions against a deadly virus.

The problem is that the pop culture and current political majority seems to be squarely in the latter camp.

The crazy hypochondriac are running society.

On 10/31/21, at approx. 3:30 PM, in front of 250 Hudson St, @NYPD1Pct, a 26-year-old female, was approached from behind by an unidentified female who made anti-Asian statements and punched her in back of her head. Any info? DM us or @NYPDTips or ☎️1-800-577-TIPS pic.twitter.com/RymKs03VYN

— NYPD Hate Crimes (@NYPDHateCrimes) November 5, 2021

When will this madness stop? We cannot allow these Klan-like attacks to continue happening in the City That Has Never Been Woker.

The probably unvaccinated suspect last seen swerving around the piles of garbage bags collecting in the streets.

Covid broke people pic.twitter.com/EEUGVQOLW8

— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) November 5, 2021

This is not health prevention. This is fear-based ritualism for its own sake and has nothing to do with science.

We used to laugh about Howard Hughes and his germaphobia. Now it seems  to be the latest stupid fashion shared by way too many equally unstable people.

We will be seeing the negative consequences for this government-induced paranoia for at least a couple of generations.