Man Uses Crucifix To Steal Church Donations.

Lemme see if I get this straight. You break into a Catholic Church, desecrate a Cross, use it as a burglary tool to open the Donation Box and steal the money for the poor?

Yep, you are going to hell and St. Michael will personally be in charge of this delivery. You don’t diss the Almighty in His house and hope to have a nice afterlife.

Well, it seems that this year’s census is going to be a tad skewed since two Census Bureau managers from Brooklyn decided to use their imaginations and create fake household records instead of doing things right.  More and more of this crap is surfacing and according to its own commercial, this is what the Government uses to steal our money collect taxes and ghetto Americans into sub-groups get an accurate portrait of us.

I feel so warm-fuzzy.

Although Say Uncle was only commenting about his lunch and the fact that the Lemongrass restaurant in Knoxville is posted as a Gun Free Zone as shown in the picture, I had a visceral reaction to the damned thing.

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Although I am almost sure that it was not their intention, it is too frigging close to this one:

Happiness