What…? How?
Giddy up, Chicago. I’m calling on the Census Cowboy to help improve our Census response rates across Chicago. Make the Census Cowboy proud by filling out the Census today at https://t.co/tt2S9ojTmW. pic.twitter.com/eT2e6V74uk
— Mayor Lori Lightfoot (@chicagosmayor) July 13, 2020
My first thought is that they are gonna find the cowboy dead and the horse in some block party as main course.
In the meantime, the bodies keep dropping in Chi-town.
14 and 55 according to HeyJackAss.
https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/the-weekends-stupidity-112/
The folks at Second City Cop have noted the rate has been four dead a day in July so far.
I’m surprised an enlightened member of the political left can mention the term ‘Cowboy’ without the need to put a disclaimer or explain how offensive and demeaning to minorities the images of cowboys bring to mind.
It’s Chicago. Double count the dead, for the census
Don’t forget imperialist mistreatment of native populations.
…and just when I thought “Sexual Harassment Panda” couldn’t be topped!