The award goes to Cedrick Mitchell for barging into a motel room where he promptly lost his weapon to one of the residents and got a face full of pepper spray for his effort. Mr. Mitchel left in pain but demonstrating his uncanny predisposition for outright idiocy, he returned to the room to buy back his gun.
You can read the whole hilarious story here. Thank God for dumb criminals.
*facepalm* and posted to my facebook wall.