I love my wife and she is a fan of horror movies. Back when we started to date, Twilight Zone: The Movie was out and the scene that we always loved was Dan Aykroyd saying “Hey… you wanna see something really scary?” so it became a staple with us, specially around Halloween.

While she is scary herself, specially when mad and sporting cutlery, she is not that good at sending scary messages. She just sent me this email:

My reply was this:

“Now this is scarier!”

I know she got the email. Her silence for 3 hours was scarier than I thought.

She finally replied:

I think she improved all of the sudden. What do you think?