I just returned from my local supermarket where I went hunting for some vital foodstuffs to make sub sammiches. At the parking lot of such locale, I witnessed an old custom that spawns all cultures and races: A mother forcing her boy to put on what nowadays would be called “dork wear.”
I had just parked and turned off my truck when I saw a duo of a Mom and a boy about nine to ten years of age, two rows over getting out of their car. I could not hear what they said, but the body language was obvious. For the sake of brevity, I’ll improvose a dialogue.
Boy is wearing a white undershirt. Mom hands over to boy a black T-shirt and says:
Mom: Put it on.
Boy (Pouting): I don’t wanna!
Mom (waving finger): I said put the t shirt on right now mister!
Boy (stomping): But Mom! This shirt is not cool!
Mom (giving him “The Look”): I swear that if you don’t put on that shirt right now, I’ll skin your bony ass when we get home.
Boy (whining big time): But I’ll look like a dork!
Mom (sounding like Darth Vader): RIGHT NOW!
So the boy relents and puts on the shirt. As they were moving towards the supermarket, I could not see what was printed on the front of the t-shirt but my curiosity was piqued. What could it be? Something really dorky for such a sensitive age when we want to be “older” kids like a Barney image or Sponge Bob or God Forbid! something girlie like Strawberry Shortcake or Hello Kitty. I lunged myself out of the truck and as cautiously and nonchalant as possible caught up to them and quickly gazed upon the boy.
It was an Obama t-shirt, kid you not. The inside of my lips are still bleeding.
There is hope for the New Generation after all.
mama is an idiot
Oh, dear…..
Hopefully, it was more of a “you are NOT going in there in an undershirt” thing than an Obamasigha thing.
Get close to him and whisper “I wouldn’t want to wear the f’n thing either.”
Sean, so true………
Note though that the Mom wasn’t wearing it herself, so perhaps it was a punishment for something the boy did?
Altho I can’t think of anything short of murder that justifies making a child wear that Obammanation* of a shirt.
Just giving the benefit of the doubt to her…..
*Obammanation:
Like abomination, only much worse.