Everything was absolutely wrong, 100% diametrically opposed to the correct course of action.
— The Hill (@thehill) April 14, 2021
So of course the first thing the government did was close down the parks, close down the gyms, tell people to stay inside, watch TV, order food online for non-contact delivery, keep the fast-food drive-thrus open, arrest people for going for walks, and cause Americans to gain an average of 30 lbs.
Every single motherfucking thing the government did was as wrong as wrong could be.
While claiming they were trying to save lives they made us fat and more prone to disease, destroyed our social lives driving up the depression, suicide, and substance abuse rate, especially, and most egregiously, among children.
If we were smart, as a nation, we would absolutely agree to treat our government like Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz and do the opposite of what they say.
There should be a lesson in all of this.
Government: “Don’t go out, stay home and watch TV.”
Go for a jog in the sun.
Government: “Isolate and socially distance.”
Have a backyard BBQ with friends.
Government: “You don’t need an AR”
Buy several ARs, dozens of magazines, and cases of ammo.
Ronald Reagan said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help.”
No fucking shit.
The government helped us to disease and death.