By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

6 thoughts on “Friday Funnies”
  1. Two Russian female gymnasts are talking.

    The first says “I’m going to stop taking the drugs coach is giving me.”

    The second asks “why?”

    The first says “I’m starting to grow hair in strange places.”

    The second asks “like where?”

    The first says “on my balls.”

  2. A couple thoughts:

    1. The Russian female Olympians are probably tougher than the American trans-females, even without the dangly bits.

    2. My wife found a Facebook post saying anyone who can fold a fitted sheet flat is a witch. And then she found out I can fold a fitted sheet to lay flat enough to stack it with other folded sheets and not topple over. She has (jokingly) called me a witch every time I fold laundry ever since. LOL!

    1. The implication is that the carry pistol isn’t being maintained (cleaned and lubed), and is dirty and sad as it sees the truck getting shined and polished.

      My solution is simple, never wash my truck. (It’s a truck, it’s supposed to be dirty.)

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