From the New York Post:

State trooper dates Cuomo’s daughter, gets transferred close to Canada

A state trooper assigned to Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s security detail got hot and heavy with one of New York’s first daughters — and was soon transferred to a post near the Canadian border, The Post has learned.

Trooper Dane Pfeiffer, 35, met Cara Kennedy-Cuomo, 25, through his job as one of her dad’s bodyguards, sources said.

They began dating about seven months ago — after she moved into the Executive Mansion in Albany due to the coronavirus pandemic — and Cuomo learned about the relationship a short time later, sources said.

On May 24, Pfeiffer requested a “voluntary transfer” to Troop B in northeastern New York, a state police spokesman said. Pfeiffer began his career there after graduating from the State Police Academy in 2015, records show.

“He was transferred to keep him away from the daughter because the governor didn’t like whatever they were doing,” a source familiar with the situation said.

The move failed to cool the couple’s ardor and Pfeiffer routinely returns to the Executive Mansion to pick up Kennedy-Cuomo for dates, further upsetting the governor, a source said.

Pfeiffer wasn’t found to have committed misconduct and his transfer to a state police station in Plattsburgh — about 160 miles north of the Capitol, and about 25 miles south of the Canadian border — didn’t go on his record as official discipline, sources said.

Cuomo “is limited in how much he can screw with him, so highway therapy is one of his few options,” a source said.

Highway Therapy is an informal punishment where the officer is transferred to a duty station a very long way from his residence so that he has a multi-hour commute each way every day.

Cuomo is just a petty mob boss who runs his state like the incompetent, entitled son of the Don who inherited the empire but has no idea how to run it and doesn’t have to respect of anyone else in the mob.   Which is precisely what he is.

Add to this that Cuomo is decidedly anti-cop so his daughter dating one he probably takes as an insult.

For what it’s worth I really hope Trooper Pfeiffer hog-slammed the shit out of her in the official residence, right on the governor’s bed while the governor was attending some official function.

I’m sure that Trooper Pfeiffer also will never need to buy another beer at a cop bar ever again.

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By J. Kb

3 thoughts on “Governor Cuomo and his petty revenge”
  1. Well at least he hasn’t been sent to the Russian front…yet. Hopefully he doesn’t end up sleeping with the fishes.

  2. In Spanish, this is probably even funnier: “hog-slammed the shit out of her.” You’re the best.

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