“When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer .
I still don’t think I looked that bad.”
Too funny.
Hercules votes Republican.
And he has a sense of humor.
You found powder? Where?
I’d like to know too.
Good Humor, there. Probably by the cashier, as well. I would have taken the comment as a compliment, myself. I don’t think I look ‘too bad’ either….. for a gray-haired, retired guy (State Police LT-Det)
Its NOT a beer belly (I rarely drink)… its ‘Over-Developed ABs’.
I figured things-out in the Fall of 2008 and stocked-up on ammo & Arms, for life….including practice & .22lr. Fortunately, my wife (retired school admin) is an addicted shooter.
Now I have $ for NRA, GOA, NSF donations instead of expensive ammo + wife thinks I am a genius (regarding ammo). LOL