1. Yeah,
   Saw a “police action” on the news one night, a cop was gingerly carrying out a pump shotgun with both hands and the female reported said it was a “high powered rifle”.

2. A bunch of years ago a reporter from the Orlando Sentinel wrote about someone being arrested on weapons charges. Among other things found in his house was “assault ammunition”!

   I knew her (the reporter) and I called her up to ask what exactly “assault ammunition” was. She didn’t know but said that was what the Sheriff’s Office press guy ( a sworn deputy) called it.

3. But, but, but–it’s black and it has a shoulder thingy and a barrel dingus and an assault clip! It has to be an AK-47!

4. At least he didn’t call it a Glock.

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