Having a discussion with a group of gun nut friends.
Of course the hypothetical question came up “if you have one gun to defend yourself with in a home invasion, what would it be?”
The usual answers came up, 12 gauge, AR-15 w/suppressor, Glock 17 with 33 round mag, etc.
My answer was “a Hi-Point.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “Because I’d sue his estate to make sure that was on his headstone. ‘Dindu Nuffin. 19?? – 2018. Was shot with a Hi-Point and cried like a bitch till he died.'”
Yeah, I think I won that one.