If you are enough of a firearms enthusiast to be a regular reader of this blog, by now you probably heard that Gaston Glock, founder of Glock Pistols, has died at the age of 94.

My wife showed me a video on TikTok made a while back about Glock.

It’s funny.

@youthpastorryan

Glock makes some things that have very weird crossover.

♬ original sound – Ryan Kelly

 

The truth behind the Glock horse inseminator is a tale as old as time.

A ancient billionaire divorces his old house frau…

 

And marries a banging hot younger woman…

 

A younger woman who really likes horses…

 

And apparently the cost of inseminating her is facilitating inseminating horses.

That’s why there is a Glock horse breeding facility in Austria.

 

Who I really feel bad for is the unlucky Glock engineer.

See, I’ve worked for engineering companies while owned by one dude, and what that dude gets a wild hair up his ass, it’s his prerogative to have his engineering team solve it.

So, I completely believe that somewhere in Austria, some poor Glock engineer had this conversation:

“Hans, I’m taking you off the subcompact 9mm.”

“Yes, Mr. Glock. Are we going to submit something to the United States Army Modular Handgun System solicitation?”

“Yes Hans, but that’s not what you’re being assigned to.”

“Of course, Mr. Glock.”

“This is something of a special project.”

“Yes, Mr. Glock. What is it?”

“A horse semen collector.”

It just makes me glad that the Germans I work for don’t have mistresses into horses.

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  1. I wonder if this,technology can be applied elsewhere. I’ve long thought the perfect riposte to the gun grabber’s “clocks not Glocks” slogan was to combine Glock’s lifestyle branding and polymer molding to produce the genuine Glock brand Glock Cock.

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