1. Alternatively, it could just be that someone at LAPG has a sense of humor and has seen a few too many disclaimers. Looking at their selection of morale patches, I detect the presence of humor.
   I seem to recall that there was, once upon a time, a Monty Python book (whereof I never managed to obtain a copy) with all manner of silly warnings and directives.
   In the event of my launching a business that sells products (as opposed to providing consulting services), I’ll surely include silly marketing claims, such as electronic modules being “Non-GMO!”, software being “Gluten Free!”, and so on.
   (Warning: this comment was written in a facility in which peanut products are consumed.)

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2. I really really hope that this is some sort of inside joke with the company.

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3. I bought a frozen pizza last month, on the steps on the back to prepare, after pre-heating the oven, step 2 was “remove pizza from freezer”.

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   1. I’d give them that one, as some frozen pizzas should be thawed before cooking.

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4. Years ago I was in a laundromat and saw signs saying don’t let children play in the dryer. I asked about that and was told they put up the signs some idiot’s kid went for a spin

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