From my buddy Sal:
Diving off the beach in WPB on Monday, I had a kid come up to me in waist deep water and ask me if their were sharks in the water there.
I told her about the foolproof test to determine if their were sharks in the water.Taste the water. Does it taste like salt?
If so, there are sharks in the water.
And because this just happened down here:
Once you enter any body of water in Florida, you are no longer a top of the food chain.
Note that the shark didn’t really go anywhere near the swimmer. Sharks don’t eat people. We are not on their menu.