But the jokes write themselves.
Boob lights!?! These women need to get married and pregnant. pic.twitter.com/pnUalShio7
— Anarchopelago ??????? (@anarchopelago) February 22, 2022
“From the same company that brought you The Clapper, now comes “The Grabber.”
And you can drive through a neighborhood at night and a quick glance at the windows will tell you who is having fun by the pulsating lights shining brightly.
While it’s not impossible, it seems unlikely that women would want these.
I suppose it could use wireless charging, but eventually the batteries will wear out and need to be surgically replaced. And… I sure wouldn’t want any lithium-ion batteries implanted in my body!
… Or you could, I suppose, power them with RTGs. If you don’t mind glowing in the dark even when the lights are turned off.
I’m kind of assuming this is a joke. Possibly a short sketch from some German comedy show?
As I said, Naomi Wu did something like this. No implants necessary — just shine a light into the tissue and it lights up.
Here you go:
https://www.futurhebdo.fr/naomi-wu-creates-a-corset-that-makes-breast-implants-glow-nextshark/
But why?
Yeah, but the vid wasn’t showing a corset. White-coat guy was showing an implant that lights up when booped.
I’m pretty sure Naomi Wu has done this. She also goes by “Sexy Cyborg”, so…
Lucern Clinic is a SWISS (not German, you racists! Do we all sound the same to you? *sarc*) beauty clinic. So it may be the real (in the loosest meaning of the word) deal.