Where is “gun toting, chainsaw owning, truck driving, power lifting, He-man” on the list?

I’m so full of testosterone that I can’t cross the border with a full bladder or I’m accused of smuggling in a controlled substance.

My masculinity is so toxic where I bust a nut becomes a superfund site.

I demand “hyper-masculine” be included as a gender.

 

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By J. Kb

6 thoughts on “I don’t see mine on the list”
  1. “I want to be different, just like everyone else. ”

    I identify as an A-10 warthog w/ a preferred pronoun of ‘Brrrt’ but when I want to be left alone I identify as an SR-71/’wooosh’ (w/ a hand over head gesture)

  2. Does anyone else see a war on strong women?
    A woman who expresses opinions of her own must be cancelled.
    Girls who want to participate in competitive sports will lose to boys who claim to be feeling a bit girly at the moment.
    And girls who like to engage in some boy-type activities will be pressured to transition into confused, miserable ersatz boys instead of growing into strong, independent women.
    (By the latest standards, my wife and at least three of my ex-girlfriends (plus rather a lot of interesting women I’ve known over the years) would be considered transmale or something, owing to their failure to conform to strict standards of female-correct behavior. Does that make me transgay, or what?)

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