Last night before hitting the sack, I see that Lola Bunny is trending in Twitter so I check it out.
The talk is that they got rid of the sexy Lola in favor of a more sporty Lola. But that ain’t it.
On the left we have Lola Bunny and on the right Lalo Bunny, a Mexican Transgender bunny who used to play in Jalisco league before trying out for the NBA and failing. He did a bit of Thai porn before being discovered by a Hollywood agent and hired for the movie.
I don’t care about Lola Bunny but if they de-sexify Jessica Rabbit I will killchipper the fuck out of Hollywood.
I’ll need plans, specs, and pics on the killchipper.
She looks like the tomboyish lesbian captain of the girl’s varsity basketball team.
This is stupid for so many reasons. The best lesson from Space Jam for my girls was that Lola was pretty AND good at sports AND smart. So many cartoons and kid shows have the ‘talented’ or ‘athletic’ girls (human or animated) look like boys with slightly long hair. The look on my 7 year old daughter’s face when she realized she could like her girly things, learning, AND sports was like Christmas morning and her birthday rolled into one
Won’t be the first female in history to exercise her boobs off. It happens.