I did not do this, I only witnessed it.

However…

If you are going to give a virtual presentation on security technology, make sure you double-check your spell checking.

When it comes to biometrics I am aware of fingerprint scans and retinal scans.

I was not aware that there was anybody doing biometric rectal scans.

In theory… I guess it will work.  I’m just saying I hope that was a missed typo.

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3 thoughts on “I hope that was a typo”
  1. It’s part of the Zoom protocol. To be allowed into the meeting, you need to pass the rectal scan. It will all be done online.

    Ewwww.

  2. Apparently, individuals’ patterns of veins are unique identifiers, so an IR cam in principle …. aaaand I’ll just stop there.

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