As I am planning my move, I realize that I will have to travel through some very Blue, anti-gun zones, to get to my final destination.

There really isn’t any way around that.

So I’m going to have to pack a truck full of guns, ammo, cans, and switchblades, through enemy territory.

I had an idea.

I need Leftist bumper stickers, but I need them printed with the sort of adhesive they use on dealer window stickers, that easily peels off.

That way I can camouflage my vehicle.

Just decorate the truck with “I’m with her,” Black Lives Mater,” “Love is love,” “I’m proud of my trans child,” “Fuck Trump,” and every other platitude you can imagine.

Put them on, drive through the Blue Zone and avoid detection, then peel them off when I get to where I’m going.

I’m sure there is a market for that.

“Do you want to visit family in a place that isn’t gun friendly?  Do you have to drive through a Liberal city but have an NRA window decal?  Fear no more.  Our temporary Leftist decals will allow you to blend in with the locals.  Your license plate may say you’re from a Red State, but your rear window says you’re visiting from out of state to fight the patriarchy have an abortion.”

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5 thoughts on “I need to do this as a small business”
  1. You can already buy flexible magnets sized for bumper stickers. The only downside is they don’t work on plastic or aluminum bumpers.

  2. Don’t overdo it. Too much can also flag attention.

    A good one if you can find it would be a Biden-Harris sticker. A rainbow sticker.

  3. I find window cling works quite well.
    https://www.amazon.com/Windshield-Sticker-Applicator-Window-Inspection/dp/B09QGGK75K/ref=sr_1_1?crid=9QCYV03SAD4V&keywords=window+cling+clear&qid=1660233131&sprefix=window+cling+clear%2Caps%2C201&sr=8-1
    Grab whatever bumper sticker you want, adhere it to the cling, and then cling it to your windows or any other plastic surface.
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    Note, the window must be very clean, Any dirt will cause the cling to fall off.
    Also, if you are going to stick it to body panels, you will have to strip off any wax.
    Final tip. Cut the cling larger than whatever bumper sticker you want to adhere. A quarter to half of an inch is enough, but trimming the window cling to the exact size as the sticker will result in it peeling off solely due to gravity.
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    I have been doing this for day parking stickers for the State Park system for several years now. Instead of buying a separate sticker for each of the vehicles, I buy one, adhere it to the window cling, and move it from car to car.

    Good luck!

  4. Pack them up front in the bed of your truck and drive normal, heh heh. Good ideas on the pc stickers. Good luck in your new endeavors!

  5. We call this “Urban Camouflage”. I’ve got a couple of “moral patches” that are Lefty in nature. If I have to go into enemy territory I will strip off my normal patches and put on some Urban Camo.

    I’d suggest looking at something like: https://www.buildasign.com/custom-decals?height=1.5&width=17

    They make custom car decals. I think they go on the inside of the window but it is a good place to start.

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