As I am planning my move, I realize that I will have to travel through some very Blue, anti-gun zones, to get to my final destination.
There really isn’t any way around that.
So I’m going to have to pack a truck full of guns, ammo, cans, and switchblades, through enemy territory.
I had an idea.
I need Leftist bumper stickers, but I need them printed with the sort of adhesive they use on dealer window stickers, that easily peels off.
That way I can camouflage my vehicle.
Just decorate the truck with “I’m with her,” Black Lives Mater,” “Love is love,” “I’m proud of my trans child,” “Fuck Trump,” and every other platitude you can imagine.
Put them on, drive through the Blue Zone and avoid detection, then peel them off when I get to where I’m going.
I’m sure there is a market for that.
“Do you want to visit family in a place that isn’t gun friendly? Do you have to drive through a Liberal city but have an NRA window decal? Fear no more. Our temporary Leftist decals will allow you to blend in with the locals. Your license plate may say you’re from a Red State, but your rear window says you’re visiting from out of state to fight the patriarchy have an abortion.”