By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

2 thoughts on “I suspected I lived in the boonies…”
  1. Thirty days? You’d have to feed them. Four pigs at 30 days is a LOT of feed. Unless you have a huge forest to dump them in? 😉 I’d give people at most a week, and probably not even that. If you’re dumb enough not to notice four of your livestock are missing after 3 days, you don’t deserve them.
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    And yes, those make good eating. They’re also wicked smart, so be careful. They will eat anything. Don’t let your kids or your wife near them. Get yourself a good cattle prod (the electric type) and don’t be afraid to use it. Pigs WILL eat someone who falls down in their pen. They are vicious pricks.
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    Delicious, too. Smoke dem hams!

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