1. How does one die to ankle biters? If they get to nippy you can just punt them out far enough to not be a problem. Even if they were a mix with slightly larger dogs this still seems off.

   condolences to the family, but really, learn how to take care of yourself.

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2. “Dachshund” means “badger hound”. Badgers are notoriously fierce, and dachshunds have enough guts to go face those critters inside their burrows.

   That’s a sad story. It certainly shows that some small critters are a lot more dangerous than others of the same size.

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3. One daschhund is not a problem, a pack of six or seven is a big problem. Just like one person is not a major problem, but a mob is a BIG Problem. Doesn’t matter if is a pack of dogs, a swarm of African bees, a troop of baboons, or a riotous mob. The only things you can do are run, hide, or hope you have the firepower and distance to stop them.

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4. Wasn’t there some internet test out a few years ago about how many 5 year olds it would take to kick your ass?
   Searching…

   Oh… bummer, that’s a buzzfeed site, and I refuse to give them the clicks.

   Here, in a similar vein:
   theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

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