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Oh, I abso-fucking-lutely would.
Wife: “Why the fuck did you buy a dump truck bigger than our house.”
Me: “First of all, it’s a haul truck, not a dump truck. Second, this will hold 67 cubic yards. I’ll only have to make one trip to Home Depot for mulch.”
Also, do you have any idea how fucked up it is that a used 100-ton diesel haul truck is worth less than a used 3/4-ton diesel pickup?