And five sides of Thousand Islands dressing.
The missus saw it first. I believe I stared at that scene for a full minute trying to comprehend what I was seeing. And yes, the guy had his own gravitational pull.
If you are gonna fat, do it with pride. Just go straight for the frigging fully loaded baked potatoes and the 12-ounce rib eye.
PS: I am not sure, but I am willing to be that was a Diet Coke.
Re Diet Coke … personally, I find it to be an entirely different beverage than either regular Coke, or Coke Zero (which is a lot closer to regular Coke, imo).
If he’s trying keto, a whole buncha fat from the dressing is OK.
In fact, last time I was able to manage a sustainable weight loss my work day lunches were horribly unhealthy salads — three days a week at sandwich places getting “Italian” subs as sandwiches, two days at different Greek places with salads loaded with greasy gyro meat.