And five sides of Thousand Islands dressing.
The missus saw it first. I believe I stared at that scene for a full minute trying to comprehend what I was seeing. And yes, the guy had his own gravitational pull.
If you are gonna fat, do it with pride. Just go straight for the frigging fully loaded baked potatoes and the 12-ounce rib eye.
PS: I am not sure, but I am willing to be that was a Diet Coke.