LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.
In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hand.
Babylon Bee is a satire website and that “Fauxticle” is funny as hell, and it brought to mind this:
The way things are going in England, truthfully I would not be surprised if it happens.
Hat Tip Kevin C.
This wouldn’t surprise me on the least with that London mayor being a fan of aloha-snackbars. He’s almost got the Londoners on sharia law, and that is just a skip and a hop away from hand chopping.
I wouldn’t be surprised if we say news any day now of a Sharia court in the UK ordering an amputation as punishment.