I have never been in a Starbucks in Indiana, Nebraska, or Alabama that had locks on the bathroom door or required some sort of key or code to use.

In fact, in my entire time in the Mid West, the only locked bathroom I’ve ever run into has been the outside one at a gas station.

I guess we flyover country bumpkins are just too backwards and stupid to know to secure our toilets like bank vaults less someone make an “unauthorized deposit.”

I guess them big city folks in New York and California need to teach us knuckle dragging rubes about bathroom security.  We still must be just to used to outhouses to know any better.