DIPLOMACY: President Biden to China's President Xi: "Our responsibility as leaders of China and the United States is to ensure that the competition between our countries does not veer into conflict, whether intended or unintended. Just simple, straightforward competition." pic.twitter.com/5srQByEWZD
— Forbes (@Forbes) November 16, 2021
I’ve seen a lot of people on the Right say we just handed Taiwan over to China.
That’s small potatoes.
If I were Xi, I’d make a run on Hawaii.
The US Navy would half sink itself, the Marines would wouldn’t be able to engage before sitting through diversity and inclusion training on how to avoid Anti-Asian racism and gendered language in combat, Biden would surrender Hawaii, and Psaki would coordinate with the media to explain how Hawaii becoming a Chinese colony is a fix for the supply chain crisis.
It’s not like the residents of Hawaii have guns to defend themselves. Hell, most of them would probably be happier to be saved from capitalist oppression by Chinese Communist liberators.
Honestly, Xi is stupid not to strike Pearl Harbor on Thanksgiving.