This is a followup to my post I don’t think D-listers cut it about human-garbage celebrity Kathy Griffin blaming Pence for not getting a Coronavirus test.
Her offending Tweet for reference.
He’s lying. I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST https://t.co/18fRiOBsdN pic.twitter.com/0sU9fHu4r0
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 25, 2020
It turns out there was another perfectly good medical justification she didn’t get a Corovirus test.
She didn’t need it and wasn’t displaying any of the Coronavirus symptoms.
From Entertainment Weekly:
Kathy Griffin back home after stint in ER with abdominal infection, coronavirus concerns
In an interview published Thursday, the 59-year-old’s husband, Randy Bick, told the Los Angeles Times Griffin began experiencing stomach issues over the weekend, though they eventually subsided before returning in the form of violent vomiting, diarrhea, and intense pain.
Vomiting, diarrhea, and intense abdominal pain are not the primary symptoms of Coronavirus.
They are symptoms of imaging someone agreeing to lay with Kathy Griffin on a marriage bed.
“We were both nervous because we were stillin the incubation period after returning from [a trip to] Mexico, but also we had not left the house in days,” Griffin told the publication, confirming that she had also been self-quarantining as a coronavirus precaution. “We’d been hearing about a 14-day incubation period [for the coronavirus]. So for me to get what felt like food poisoning after six days, I thought, OK, is this a coincidence or what?”
Vomiting, diarrhea, and intense abdominal pain are symptoms of Montezuma’s revenge.
The closest thing she had to Coronavirus was drinking some contaminated Mexican piss-water.
Griffin said her doctor wanted to test for coronavirus, but she was allegedly told she didn’t meet the CDC’s requirements.
“The realization when they told me the guidelines was, ‘Wow … I now know not to come back unless my lungs are full with what feels like pieces of shattered mirror, unless I can’t breathe and unless my fever is 103 …,’” Griffin said.
She had all the wrong symptoms for Coronsvirus and all the right symptoms for the Mexican shits, but she is a celebrity so she wants her test, CDC guidelines be damned.
She wasted hospital resources and went to social media to blame Pence for not getting a test that she didn’t need and didn’t meet the guidelines for, because some Mexican busboy at whatever resorts she was staying in didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit and before handling her silverware.
She is more than just an unfunny actress. She’s an entitled piece of shit who put her hysterics over CDC guidelines and other more needy but less famous patients.
Go ahead. Give her the test. Draw blood using an 8ga. needle.
Vomiting, diarrhea, and intense abdominal pain would be my reactions to being married to Kathy Griffin.
She turned Anderson Cooper gay. She pulled off her shirt during one of those CNN New Years things and he took one look and decided he was off women.
Huh, I got a COVID test in Utah, no problem. They tested me in my car. Because, stunningly enough, I actually had symptoms (fever and a persistent cough) and had just come back from Seattle, where they’d just had that nursing home outbreak! Not a stomachache, Kathy. Yeah, mine came back positive. I’m over it now for the most part (tiny cough and still tire too easily). In my experience, it’s not that hard to get tested if you fall under the guidelines (they tested my asymptomatic husband as well; his came back negative and he continues to be healthy).
I use the “I feel like I got hit by a [fill in the blank]” scale for how sick I am. I’ve had con crud that made me feel like I got hit by a Sherman tank. This made me feel like I got hit by a Ford F250. I overdid it a little this morning and felt like I’d been hit by an energetic old lady on one of those big tricycles. And so it goes. I’m in my mid-fifties and otherwise healthy.
If anyone’s looking for anecdata points.
“They are symptoms of imaging someone agreeing to lay with Kathy Griffin on a marriage bed.”
I prefer the term to know someone biblically but to each their own lol.
Boy why can’t she must do like what I’m sure every other rich connected person is doing and leverage their wealth and connections to get tested.
Oh wait she probably is and probably has but she can’t admit that publically for obvious reasons.