I laughed so hard, I got a cramp on my side.
Worse: It is all true. 😀
Upon seeing or experiencing some inanity or stupidity, the thought of “I cannot believe the AssHattery I am seeing here.”
“This shit is so FUBAR I must blog about it! To the Keyboard!”
After several hundred keystrokes, a handful of Google searches, a wiki-wander or three, missing out on going to lunch with the new receptionist, and a deadline looming for getting that new contract done and submitted- you make promises:
“Just 2 more paragraphs. And a link to that picture on fark.com…
Then I’ll get back to that proposal.”
On first proofread:
“What the f… Did a third grader write this?
Nope- A third grader would have done a batter job.
Why do I even try? No one reads this shit anyway. Tam probably wrote about this weeks ago and probably did the job 10 times better.”
Fuck it. (presses send)
Like I said- no one reads my shit anyway.
Who gives a shit. At least it’s free ice cream.
TBG – – ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Source: Listen to Uncle Jay. Kübler-Ross Would Be Appalled – The Five Stages of Blogging