If only corn could vote. Thank you Iowa for the great time and showing us your incredible spirit.
— David Hogg ? (@davidhogg111) June 22, 2018
Translation: “The rally was just us March for Our Lives kids standing around in a cornfield talking to ourselves.”
What?!? One of Da Betterz in (Gasp! No!) Flyover Country! Oh, the horror! Where, oh where, will Camera Hogg find free range GMO free, organic, gluten free bottled water? Where will his security detail find ammo?
The ammo can be found in any local hardware store.
As a former Iowan, I have to point out that, “The rally was just us March for Our Lives kids standing around in a cornfield talking to ourselves.” is actually an EXCELLENT turn out.